lol   my mind was not in the right place when i read this  LMAO  =)

Mine wasn't in the right place when I typed that. :p

I wish I could tug on those cute little tassels hanging from your hat, Apology. :3

I'll be your right hand!

My grandfather passed away just a couple months ago, served in WWII as a captain (if I remember correctly). He was deployed on the Omaha beachhead in the invasion force, and was wounded during the Battle of the Bulge (awarded purple heart). He continued to serve through the Korean War until his personality became so sour because of untreated PTSD that he was discharged.

He was a mean, old, bitter bastard from all the times I remember him, and my mom (his daughter) couldn't stand to be around him for more than a few days at a time. Even after his passing, cremation, and burial, I still don't like him.. but I'll respect him for what he's done and went through.

Now I don't feel like a baby Gnome anymore, whacking at ankles and toes all day (and if the mob is floating, attacking NOTHING AT ALL! :O GASP!).

If anyone has fought the giant discord beast  (forgot the name, looks like a dog/tiger thing), when it attacked it spun in a circle. It was huge, so the circle it spun in went around the entire island. LIKE WHOA.

Apology's smile is so sweet, I just had to post a response. Kitkat wouldn't sit still so that was the *best* out of 30 pictures. The note is supposed to read:

1) Mew
2) Tara
3) Punkin
4) Kitkat

You and I can find out sometime, Pineapples. :3

Apology says I'm her hero, but that's not enough. Hopefully she'll fall for me after I post this.

Man I need to shave. Oh, and I forgot to brush my teeth. Damn, I forgot my contacts, too, so my pupils are huge. Crap, I didn't comb my hair! FFFUUUUUU! She won't fall in love with me now. Foreverlonely.jpg

If you're doing another event in the testing, I'd be happy to assist you Secrets. Alone. Together. :3

Don't care what the event reward is, I just like the event. Buncha people I never met before (OMG THEY'RE SO CUTE! SO MANY CUTE GNOMES AND HALFLINGS!) banding together in a raid for a reward that nobody knows what it does (until now).

hai uxt!

hai balthor!

why are people saying hai to me? o_o

Hai uxt~

Hai bikaf~

That must have been hard to type with one hand.

I can type pretty well with one hand.
WAIT WHY AM I TELLING YOU THIS.

Hoooooly crap I'm in love. 

Turn everyone into female gnomes and halflings!

OMG It'd be such a happy day for me.... /daydream

Yeah, there's a brown poop pouch near Nexus stone that is a toolbox container. lol

Uxt logic incoming.

The crab is plaid, so that fits with Scottish tradition.
A famous Scotsman was William Wallace.
William Wallace was rumored to have wielded a huge two-handed weapon.
Therefore, Crabwallace the berserker.