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General Category => Rants and Flames => Topic started by: Fabdibikya on January 25, 2011, 05:43:38 pm



Title: Noobs read first please
Post by: Fabdibikya on January 25, 2011, 05:43:38 pm
Hiya. Welcome to EZ.

Try to be an asshat and we'll crack open your ribs, rip out your heart, piss on your grave and use your decapitated head as a bong.

Be nice, and you'll fit just right in with the rest of the low level worthless scum.

Also - do as I say, don't do as I do. Reputation is everything, and you'll soon find that unless you can box 6-12 people, at some point in progression you *will* need assistance, and the assistance you are able to get depends on aforementioned asshat level.

On a more serious note: The server is full of nice people. Be polite, use your brain (if you don't have one or refuse to use, dont even bother logging in), say please and thank you and out of fucking nowhere people will give you 20k pp just because I told them to (Right Salvashun  ;))

Oh, and don't try to get around rules. Seriously. We know this server inside out and if the majority of the players say it's a no-no, then it's a no-no unless Hunter says otherwise. Aight?

I'm sure we'll get along just fine.

-Clevitsj


Title: Re: Noobs read first please
Post by: Drezden on January 25, 2011, 08:12:42 pm
sticky this !  :D


Title: Re: Noobs read first please
Post by: Hexavolt on January 25, 2011, 08:32:27 pm
sticky this !  :D

I second the motion!

"great success!"

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Title: Re: Noobs read first please
Post by: Agrias on January 25, 2011, 09:28:10 pm
Unfortunately the people that need to read this are the ones that "don't read the board" (unless there's something to troll)


Title: Re: Noobs read first please
Post by: Zero on January 25, 2011, 09:42:37 pm
Can we link this right between "Home" and "Forum" links?


Title: Re: Noobs read first please
Post by: stad on January 26, 2011, 03:03:57 am
I still remember my first day that i played on this server oh man that was noob.
I shouted the whole time to ask questions because i could not wait to experience the game.

Once in the game it went so smoothly that i continued to play for a week without reading rules or guides.

There should be indeed kind of a "i agree" screen with the most important info the first time you make a character on an account(on ezserver).

Or before they get there epic weapon ask them to answer 3 questions if they respond correct on them they get it.

Something like that would help perhaps?


Title: Re: Noobs read first please
Post by: Agrias on January 26, 2011, 01:38:02 pm
They'd just shout to ask the questions.


When you get caught cheating:
a. Deny that you were cheating
b. State that you do not read the forums to see that such rule existed (therefore exempt)
c. Deny rule exists
d. Start stalking other players that might be breaking the same rule with Fraps to fight for great justice & prove your innocence.
e. all of the above