EZ Server

<BareFoot Kitchen Brawlers>
Looks like I had a joke guild on one of my 27 alts and so I thought it would be fun to tag all of my personal toons + gifted toons into it while I run around doing whatever I do.

I dont plan on rebuilding a guild at this time if ever but thanks for the few inquiries.
I dont have any plans to join a guild, I have friends in a few and I would like to hang out with them but I refuse to be part of anyone elses cog in wheel.

I am known as the IronFist, The Angry Dorf and "Oh shit its balthor" and I am known as such for a reason. If you are easily offended, cant stand being told the truth, are black and call everyone nigger and go QQ when I call you a nigger, or anything else close to this then I bet you will hate me.
Its ok because I already fucking hate you.


****testing something*****5-23-10

You sound like someone who sits around all day drinking urine and are pissed off about it. That or you are just trying to get yourself banned. You should eat cup cakes and watch care bears or something.

Simple.... owned..... rofl....


But Balt, wow man... =\

Welcome back balthor. Unfortunately for you all the board posters here have no idea who you are so they just assume you are some noob refugee.  They should recognize that you are in fact... No refugee.

Are you kidding me? I have been playing on this server for over a year. I am not a noob by any means. I know who balthor is and I will just leave it at that. I am simply shocked at how ignorant that statement is. You just owned yourself, good job.

Gay ass name you jew...
I kid, what you wanna fight about it?


You are no Fika/ Ikaa!

That aside. Im glad you're back though. Always like your straight forward hatred for everything. Join my guild. be a part of my cog and wheel. If you dont, then i hate you and will burn your shack down.

good job einstein. i offended the oldest of the old school here.  I'm sorry for assuming folks who have been through the many different forum boards would have assumed "hah! He couldn't be talking about me!", sorry you missed that bus though.

again i'm sorry for all of the hardship i've caused you.

Reed:
I didnt pick that nickname, It was bestowed upon me by some Avalon members and who am I to decline to wear a tag such as that.
As for joining guild, I have no desire to do that.  I like hanging out with a few of the people I know but have no desire to spend my time gearing up any more retards.

Xigg:
I have no clue who you are and the honest truth is I don't care about anything you have to say. Feel free to speak your mind as that is a freedom we enjoy in the good ol USA. I of course reserve the right to tell you to fuck off at anytime.

Tank:
I have no idea who you are. Either you are not important or you are newish to the server. I reserve the right to have a negative opinion about you. However if you like drunk midget jokes and talking smack about people we might just become good friends. /shrug, either way whatever.

Bikaf:
Cheers bud. What are you doing these days?

Meh, I have seen both of you on the forums. You've both always thought yall were all that and a bag of chips. But really, your just a couple of ass hats with a superiority complex.

barely playing anymore, professional forum troller and doing the occasional freelance job.  Work 1 month - take 3 off... man I love this life.

Welcome back balthor! I have missed ur sense of humor and complete lack of brain to mouth filtering!!! Glad to see ya playin again.  I look forward to following your /ooc rampages.

Im sure you had enough of it back in the day, can see your point. I just figured the nickname was because Fika was your fav GM back in the day, obviously. You know you loved 'em.... *rolls eyes*

Let me know if you're planning on going to WoW private server. So i know to just watch your foums posts and not even bother looking for you in game

Wow, i do already.. but i sure dont doubt your perceptive abilities! I am new to this server, why would anyone want to alienate people like this? Is this something that only happens here cause i have no idea what been new to the server means in regards to politeness.. go figure.

Whats wrong didnt get any tit as a baby?

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This thread has potential!

LOL... i like this thread...
Welcome back Balthor even If I dont know you!

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Reed! Come on dude, you left out my cup cakes and care bears thing. That was really good stuff, lol.

Ah man, im sorry. didnt know you wanted all that there

Back in the day we did some qvic together on Regronk first zerker with 3.0 thats me... but its all fun and games man~ You know what the high elf said to the dwarf?

Agreed

No racist or anything, but it's a bit rediculous :P

black people do things like this! and white people do things like THIS!

<audience laughter>

lawl?

well shit you cant expect me to remember everyone with the ammount of coke I do... j/k on the coke thing but I have a horrid time remembering shit

case in point I have a gig of screen shots taken on ez server and I have to go view that shit all the time to remember half the crap I should know.

My personal favorite is the section on <China>

Im not racist I just hate everyone with equal amounts of dorf love. Most of my friends are black. They just happen to have jobs other then robbing the quicky mark.

Balthor stole my candy once on SoD...
and then he pushed me into the mud.

and then Jayella jailed me for standing back up.
True Story!

god I havnt heard that name in a long time.

You know bran I remember WAAAAYYYYY back in the day when you let my noobness loot up all your FS from the harthuk caves. I had just gotten back from deployment and was a fresh member of Revelation.
You wore the newbie guild tag proudly at that time, tho you very shortly after that joined the dark side.
I remember them days, it was also the time Ikaa was a newb rogue level 44ish and had just PM'd to rev and shortly after joined up as well.
Remember how much of a goobernub Luas was back then man?
Miss my Euro Cabana boy. Need to call him and see how he is doing.

I remember getting my first real break on SoD and joining Chaotic Winds... then i got set out to the field for a few months... Come back banned and hated. Was like WTF, and got no kind of real explaination (except from my wife [Cherise]). So yeah. I got the whole story. Was pretty gay.

True Story

Teaches people to just stay mediocre and you wont get banned

After 34 attempts to figure out what the hell i wanted to do on SoD to have fun, I finally figured it out: move on.

well, 34 is just counting the ones over 60. got about 2x that much overall in mules/failed bots.

Who were ya in SoD? someone i may know? I was Luccian (obviously one of my characters here)

Best way for me to reply was: I am Bran. :)

I wasn't very wellknown outside of my own little circle tho. I tend to keep to myself alot.

What ever happened to like Dynak playing here? and a few other SoD people. Tizanish's bitch ass got me playing here. Blooh, etc...

Tiz is in Amicii now. NO idea where Dynak run off to.. :(

LOL i remember Tiz leaving when Exo died (from TU stealing all the top players from guild) and coming here. He went back with the intention of making his own high end guild.

Guess that fell through

Dynak is seen lurking on serveral EMU servers. Might be over on P99 as his most active server atm.
He was here on EZ for some time. No idea if it was to his taste.
Lucc, Bran here is very very oldschool. He was the only player back in the day (2005-2007) that would actually take time out of his day and help new players. He stayed in DB guild for most of that time frame and was lvl'd up on his ancient mage when I started on that server in mid-05. He actually gave me my very first free item through a Q&R in guild chat.

Mr. Bran-o-gnome would ask common knowledge questions and give rewards of free items to low level newbs.

There is not a damn thing anyone can say about bran except positive stuff.
While his spawn timer was much like Luas's during my last several months on the server, when he did show up it was like finding a 100 dollar bill in my pocket when I was looking for a stick of Gum. Totally win.

yea I kept tabs on that. Guild didnt even get off the ground. Was a good idea, had a lot of fucking awesome players wanting to do it but no one would step up to the plate. You could say it was Epic Fail

Shoulda made a new SoD character and did it. i would have been all over that. If you and a few other people went back to SoD and wanted to make our own primary 2 box character... i would totally be down.

*slips Ol' Evilsbane $50US when noone is looking*
As per our agreement.
Now that they think I'm a good guy.. it's time for Havoc!

I wish i had RL friends that were as addicted to MMOs as i was. If i have like 2 people who i could get to come with me from server to server i'd be set lol. for now i stalker Balthor. Only one who goes more extreme than me on games.

heheh
"This is not the Gnome you are looking for"
Well I need to load in the paladin today and again tomorrow to check what could be that possible change to the epic.
Im actually shitting up P99 right now cause I dont want to spend several hours a night with max crystals waiting in line for tikis

I jump back and forth. Playing Branlenio on P99. Well, with a few less levels/aa/tradeskills so far.

Whats up with that Blood of Arrakk or whatever server? hear its like lvl 600 max, all custom stuff, etc... girly boy Ezry beta tested it i guess

no idea about that server. Im slowly putzing away at P99 while I watch tv.

I was like 6 boxing that place for a week. then quit because i heard they frowned upon it

yea they do some lame shit. its not allowed to multibox but people do it. sometimes i hear about them checking the logs to verify and ban other times i hear someone just gets ban after another person says "they multi but i have no proof"
anyways, back to tv