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Ok folks,

I have naming rights on two (now six) new spells right now, and I'm plum out of ideas, so I thought I'd open the floor to suggestions. Bear in mind there is no guarantee I'll take any of them, but if I like one, you can bet I'll use it!

With that said the spells to be named are:

T4 SK Spell - Damage over Time
T4 Enchanter Spell - Covetous Subversion v2

UPDATE Got a third one to name

Bard - Chorus of Life v2

Update 4th spell to name

Warrior T4 - Divine Aura - would like this one to include Crab in name ;)

Updated: 5 and 6

Bezerker - Appears to be useless pet ala warrior t3
Monk - Haste II (Crablee's Fists of Fury - perhaps?)

Lets see what you got as far as ideas... Creative = good and making me laugh even better.

SK DoT "Clamidia"

SK Dot "Crabs Infection" (or maybe "Black Plague" on a more serious note)

Enchanter "Mana Flare"

No one has said, "The Clap". Come on, you disappoint me.

it could even say 'your nuts have been pinched' when it's cast on you. Chapelle's Show S2. woot woot!

And we have other posts calling for bans for bad names...

Well i didn't think it would be picked. I just think it's funny.

On a more serious note it could be "Tartar Sauce"

You've been spooged on!!!!

Ok i'm done...and drunk...ahhahhahahaha.

I mean his name is Crabthewall. It just brings so many ridiculous things to my mind.

Depends on if you dislike the classes Crab,

If you dont like SK's name it something like "The SK LOL Spell of Puppies and Rainbows"
Hate enchanters? "Unicorn Kitten Blastz0r"

Sk Spell: Crab's Deathgasm

voted for
Unicorn Kitten Blastz0r

whats the enc spell suppose to do, maybe i can think up a name then.

Just for you Balthor  ;D http://lmgtfy.com/?q=everquest+Covetous+Subversion

Rack and ruin for the sk one and neglected inspiration for the chanter spell.

SK DoT = La Petite Mort "The Little Death" in french...  Metaphor for orgasm, without being offensive

Chanter twitch = Crab's Caffeine Buzz

"Chanter Pump" and "Itchy Crabs"

Now three spells see first post for new one.

Idk about the first two. For the bard song, something along the lines of Symphony of Vitality.

SK spell= Stolen Death knight Spell of Pestilence

Enc Spell = Useless spell of the Wrong class.

Bard = William Hung's - She Bangs.

No I will not click your link you dirty ole man

SK Dot -  "Crabomatic Shkhin Melt"

6: Plague of Boils
The sixth plague of Egypt was Shkhin. The Shkhin was a kind of skin disease, usually translated as "boils". God commanded Moses and Aaron to each take two handfuls of soot from a furnace, which Moses scattered skyward in Pharaoh's presence. The soot induced festering Shkhin eruptions on Egyptian people and livestock. The Egyptian sorcerers were afflicted along with everyone else, and were unable to heal themselves, much less the rest of Egypt.

I like the fact the work "Shkhin" sounds SK ish :) and it relates to one of the 10 plagues :o



Bard spell : "Ode to Fancy" or "Fancy's Famous Fandango"


Enc Spell: whats the spell do?

Lots of joke suggestions in this thread so I thought I'd throw in some serious ones:

SK dot: Flesh Rot

Chanter twitch: Mind Gift

Bard regen: Crab's Convalescent Cantata

Oh wait that's a joke one too...

Chorus of Rebirth (only if it's really powerful regen, otherwise Chorus of Renewal or Restoration) 

4th Spell to be named - see first post for updates.

Warr DA

Crab's Radical Avoidance Boost

Also abreviated

C.R.A.B  :P

  I like that.  Thank you for being serious and actually coming up with something useful. 

SK = Decaying Rot

Enc = Echo of Necromancy

Bard = Barbershop of Goodness

Warrior = Crabaliciousness of Safety

Yeah, some are definitely lame, but I like the SK and War ones. =) Chanter one, not too bad. the bard one, terrible. Sorry but it jsut didn't feel compelte without a suggestion for all.

SK - Soul Eater
Enc - Gift of Thought
Bard - Voice of Inspiration
War - Defiance, Will of the Defiant

SK - Creeping Death
War - Crab Shell

Spells 5&6 to get named up at the top too. Seeing some good ideas here ;)

Zerker pet - Bashful Minion of Pointlessness

Monk Haste - Rapidity of Gerbil Fist  :P (http://www.dwarf-hamsters.com/t//amazonham1.jpg)

monk - blessing of quellious

spell text:

You feel faster as the spirit of a god flows within you

For the monk one,

Crab Fu: The way of the Quickening Fists.

Crab Fu's Technique of the Quickening Fists.

Crab Fu's Technique of the Quickened Fists.

Or my personal favorite. "Gettin Xiggie with it."

Ok so far this is what I see that is in the front running. Any more suggestions?

T4 SK Spell - Damage over Time
Soul Eater

T4 Enchanter Spell - Covetous Subversion v2
Gift of Thought (Mana Flare - already used)

T4 Bard - Chorus of Life v2
Chorus of Rebirth

T4 Warrior - Divine Aura
Crab Shouts No!

T4 Bezerker - Pet
Chi Chi Chi Chia

T4 Monk - Haste II
Crab Fu: The way of the Quickening Fists

I thought there was already a enchanter spell Mana Flare, but maybe I'm just smoking rocks.

T4 Warrior - Divine Aura
Infusement of Crab - "You feel like a piece of Crab"

Good call on Mana  Flare I think you are right - will update post. Regarding the naming rights, you only get to set the name, not the rest of the text.

I know but I wanted to work it in somehow  ;D

Maybe:

T4 Warrior - Divine Aura
Feeling like Crab

If no more idea's will go with the ones I picked above.

sk- arconosis, death mist, cloud of armageddon

monk- gift of nirvana

serker-feral servant

war-crab shell
(you cant crack the shell...even with lemon on the side)


..omg gotta go to red lobster tonight now. mmmmmmm.