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Author Topic: I dodged banhammer and all i got was mono!  (Read 11059 times)
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« on: March 04, 2011, 04:41:46 pm »
Quite a few of our fallen will find this amusing, as well as some of our current players.

Today some of the lab tests came back. Tested positive for mono and anemia.

Given orally ingested steroid capsules, but spleen is still swelling. High likelihood of needing a doctor to go all rogue on me and ninja loot my spleen if it doesn't get smaller tomorrow.

So the point of this post is, I dodged the banhammer and all I got was a mono.

Even in real life I ranjagate for no reason.  *flex*

See ya in 8 days EZ
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« Reply #1 on: March 04, 2011, 04:43:40 pm »
Ouch, i hope you feel better soon!  There is definitely some weird things in the air this time of year.  I'm pretty sure I've got some sort of virus or another, and i don't know how long my immune system can hold it off.
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« Reply #2 on: March 04, 2011, 04:48:15 pm »
Get better!
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« Reply #3 on: March 04, 2011, 05:03:28 pm »
oh my god I didnt know you were sick?!  I'm almost done with classes on becoming a registered Nurse man if you have questions shoot em to me.  Prayin for you man, yourte too good of a guy to get sick.
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« Reply #4 on: March 04, 2011, 06:12:05 pm »
You're a girl right hate?  If that's the case, I give free sponge baths ^_^
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« Reply #5 on: March 04, 2011, 06:25:25 pm »
 Dern man, hope ya get to feeling better !
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« Reply #6 on: March 04, 2011, 07:58:23 pm »
Hate you're sick?!?!?! And you love listening to good, hard metal?!?!


That must mean.....

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There really IS no Satan!
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« Reply #7 on: March 04, 2011, 11:50:58 pm »
your spleen, much like us rangers, is overrated.  get rid of it.  LOL
Actually, I hope you don't have to have it removed.  I'm not positive but I believe you have to stay on courses of antibiotics if you have it removed.  =(
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« Reply #8 on: March 05, 2011, 04:42:48 am »
One of my closest friends had mononucleosis a few years ago.  He was out of shape and not much of a sports man at the time, but he forced himself to go jogging 1 hour every day, no matter what (lots of willpower) and 3 months later his sickness was gone for good.
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« Reply #9 on: March 05, 2011, 12:57:38 pm »
Hate,

Be well. Dibs on your accounts if you die (that should be enough reason to make it lol)

(hugs)

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« Reply #10 on: March 05, 2011, 01:18:03 pm »
I'll cut that mono Hate, i swear i'll cut it !!!

No Hate = No bueno Sad Love ya and rest!!

-Lightblade
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« Reply #11 on: March 05, 2011, 11:30:08 pm »
Quote from: hateborne on March 04, 2011, 04:41:46 pm
Given orally ingested steroid capsules, but spleen is still swelling. High likelihood of needing a doctor to go all rogue on me and ninja loot my spleen if it doesn't get smaller tomorrow.

Even in real life I ranjagate for no reason.  *flex*

First of all, I always have been, and always be a Ranger, so FU Tongue

I just went through this myself a few months ago.  The steriods helped a ton and I actually wound up getting to keep my organ.  However, upon still having some badass stomache pains, I found out I had Gul Stones.  8 days later I had a Lap Coly ( Gull Bladder Removed Through Laproscopic Surgery ).  Spleen removal is very similar to Lap Coly, it's not as bad as people make it sound, but make sure you plan on not doing shit for about a week after, it's a bitch just to sit up to go take a piss...
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« Reply #12 on: March 06, 2011, 12:59:16 am »
Not to make light of your situation (hope the meds are working).
But when I first read this thread and saw spleen, don't tell me I was the only person that thought of the Spleen from Mystery Men....
http://movieclips.com/mgi6-mystery-men-movie-silent-and-deadly/
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« Reply #13 on: March 22, 2011, 08:09:06 pm »
Anyone heard for Hate? Just hope everything is ok..

GL my EZ brother !
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« Reply #14 on: March 23, 2011, 12:34:56 am »
He was on earlier he said he wa gonna cut someone.... I passed him the shank from behind my back!
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